Total Medals Earned: 104 (From 37 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,465 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/50 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (130/140 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/250 points)
Beat the first level!
Beat half the game!
Beat the Game!
There's a place for everyone here.
Score 5000 points.
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No
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Doesn't like people
What about counting flyers?
You're too good for us
Too smart
We need robots
Not sincere enough
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Out of luck
Are we getting nervous?
Complete the game
Experience rebirth the first time.
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Tell no one about this secret
Find all of the hidden genie bottles
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of wrath.
Find all available matches.
Complete the game.
